- By Charles McTavern, Staff Writer
What teams are going in to the auction (UFA) with what weapons? This is a question to answer. I am going to answer it now.
The Predictotron is a thing that Jimmy made to predict how good teams are.
Sometimes I tell my family to SHUT UP RIGHT NOW but then they say We're Not Even Speaking, Charles, and I get really mad.
In any case, this Predictotron is a real piece of work that Jimmy made. I think Jimmy's a shit, a lot, but let me tell about this thing anyway because it's my job. A job YOU don't have.
Basically it ranks each category giving it the score it deserves, like that points and rebounds and assists are worth double and like blocks and steals and FG% are worth single and three pointers and three point percentage are half.
But it doesn't really care how many players you have on your team, because Jimmy isn't as smart as he thinks he is, so like GHill's Filas are really good because they have three star players. But they might get a tub of shit in Unrestricted Free Agency because they need so many players.
So this is good for seeing how good teams are right now, but obviously they might just fuck it up pretty bad.
I'm gonna split the PRE-UFA TEAMS into four catergories:
Better Not Screw It Up!
Mercy Sundance
Shake N Jake
GHill's Filas
In a Good Spot
St Paul Skanks
Rock-afire Explosion
Studebakers
Needs a Smart Auction
Smoking Is Cool
Drunk fat and stupid!
Vlade Doddi
Play for 2014
Scoobydank
The Unnamed
XXX Convict
That's it, bye.
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